Chelsea MIZE LOVES writing short bios about herself

She’s really good at it, and she feels great every time she does it. Writing this thing? Highlight of her week. Of her life, even. Oh no, you might be thinking, has Chelsea had a tremendously uneventful life? Maybe. This bio isn’t telling you anything about it, that’s for sure. 

Anyway! She’s a screenwriter, poet, cartoonist, weirdo, and she loves this writing group. She has a movie called Party Boat that she implores you not to watch. She has other movies too, but mostly wanted to mention that one, it’s the worst.

She also has pet snails.